The social media clumsy moose

It was today ago when I realized I am the great clumsy moose of social media. I don’t get it. I don’t fit in. I’m awkward online—even though in real life, I’m charming, fun, and friendly. But my vibe doesn’t translate. I’m very much like a moose: a big presence with a bold personality. But stick one in a porcelain shop, and it’ll destroy the place without even trying. That’s me.

My bold speech hits too hard for the ultra-sensitive. My humor gets misinterpreted. Somehow, I always manage to get it wrong. I don’t know how to “do” the social media part of the internet. It all feels so fake to me, which is the opposite of who I am.

People today often say they’re awkward in face-to-face situations. I’m the opposite. I love people in real life. Off-screen, I talk to everyone. I can hold a conversation with anyone from any walk of life. But online? I’m a clunky, twisted goof.

I’m someone who craves real-life connection. That face-to-face magic. Looking someone in the eyes and making them smile. That’s what I do. You know how they say “go touch grass” to people who spend too much time online? Well, I’m already out there on the lawn having a picnic and feeding the squirrels.

I also don’t like getting too personal online. I like keeping some things just for me, and that “me” lives firmly in the real world. I write fiction, but I'm grounded in reality.

I’m still learning to navigate these strange waters. Every time I try to “engage,” my gut reaction is to barf. But I’m working on it—one awkward interaction at a time.